February 2012
spontaneously combusting to get out of doing a test
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doctor: what is wrong why have you come to see me
me: am i ugly
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when i become president of the world it will be mandatory for males to wear bowties starting at the age of 15 anyone against this will be burned in the town square.
Anonymous asked: what are your favourite non-band blogs
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Anonymous asked: did you go to soundwave? and if you did, do you know if jacks mannequin played mixed tape?
“i’m a vegetarian because i don’t need kill anything to survive” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAahHAHAA OH MAn OH SWEET JESUS OH MY FOD ASAY THAT AGAIN OH WOW OH MAN AHhaHAAA
ok internet help me should i get this bag or this bag????
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does anyone know where i can get super cute backpacks on the internet????
“gays are like those boat people except they don’t go on boats thats the...”
– old man near the bus stop
who’s idea was it to give rick santorum the opportunity to run a country i don’t even live in america and i’m worried
i cant wait for the day i wrap myself in a cocoon and emerge as a cute korean girl
15 year old tumblr user: wtf how dare you insult patrick go kill yourself for saying such rude shit he is an inspiration soul punk is amazing i hate everyone
2 minutes later
15 year old tumblr user: FUCK GERARD WAY BEING HAPPY I JUST WANT TO BRING BACK THE EMO DANGER DAYS WAS FUCKING STUPID FUCK YOU YOU CHANGED
oh god I’m so hungry can someone please feed me